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id like to make a confession and to well......... ask really if anyone else enjoys wiping their ** with bread instead of toilet tissue after going for a **?? as i feel its much more softer and just wanted to know really if anyone else does this?
p.s i also enjoy a skip through graveyard in spandex on foggy nights.
SUICIDE IS PAINLESS.
** on the beach **.
im not trying to be a poet.. its the truth, bread is very good especially if you have farmers and find toilet tissue uncomfortable to wipe with.
but yes i agree with the ** on the beach, i find it especially annoying when the sand gets in my mouth and in my **.... not good for the farmer i tell thee.
I've never tried wiping my ** with bread, but after reading this I think I will give it a whirl.