Last week I ordered pizza and got it
Last week I ordered pizza and got it delivered, I turned all the lights off in the house and waited for the pizza delivery guy to come. He arrived and knocked on my door a few and as it went silent I started banging on the door as hard as I could, he got the biggest fright, I caught him on our surveillance camera. He ended up leaving the pizzas and I didn't pay for them.
I hope they don't blacklist my phone number or name.