I’m masturbating as I write this. Third time today. And I f***** my wifes mom this morning and then after I got hard again I f***** my wife. I normally make them bend over beside each other. I beat both of their ass with a paddle then I f*** them but today I made each one watch the other get f*****. My mil and wife are so h**** and they like threesomes a lot. I like to make my wife eat her moms p**** of my d*** and I like to make her watch me and her mom kiss and me eat her mom out. Her ass hole taste really good. My wife has eaten her moms s*** off my d*** once and it was so hot. So no you aren’t weird. And by the way I just went all over myself

Don’t feel bad I j****** at least 5 times a day. So yours can’t be as bad as mine. My d*** actually stays sore because I can’t stop beating it. It’s all I think about. And I still have s** at least once a day but I f***** my wife four times yesterday.

Although male sexual drive is on average higher than a woman's drive, it is not uncommon for a woman's s** drive to be near that, or above a males s** drive. No harm, no foul...enjoy

That's perfectly normal! It's just a patriarchal stereotype that only men get h**** or m********* a lot, women do too. Enjoy yourself, and be safe :)

I have a natural drilling machine...wanna try ?

I recall a woman writing to Penthouse saying that she got off while marching with a flag. Something about where the pole rested on her crotch. She went out and bought a parade flag, marching boots, and a uniform and would march around the yard at night to pleasure herself.

Chicks are as h**** as dudes, is normal!

That's why there's nearly 8 billion of us.

It's interesting that you like to m********* in semi-public places: in your car or at park. Do you hope that someone will see you ? Would you like someone to watch ? Just curious 😉

Where exactly do you park I might j****** there too

What meds are you taking?