I love my friend's dad

I love my friend's dad and I can't help it. I know he loves me too and we need to be together. I mean it's weird because I look a lot like his daughter. And one time we did things in her room. I think it would ruin things between me and my friend but it's both exciting and terrible keeping this secret.

May 3

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  • You know what johnny boy i had enough of your s*** and lies do me a favor stalk someone else you think you know me well you don't just because you put out my addresses and phone numbers that are no longer in service doesn't mean you do look stop it now i am pretending to be my sister and saying things that are not true you have no heart or soul you make a living out of making people's lives much worse i am afraid to go home knowing you are going to be there spying on me and then you know where my sister lives but you have not yet showed up i am scared to sleep knowing you will be in my nightmares so please just stop ok i will not be on here again just leave me alone ok..

  • This is Johnathan Smith again. Last night I was outside the Jackster's house on Linden again cranking up the Night Ranger because I know that's what she likes. Apparently she told the police that if there's a hearse on the street they should arrest me, so I had to rent a stupid car at the stupid Hertz place on Broad St. Since I have to carry corpses in my car for work this time I had one sitting in the passenger seat. After I spunked on her garden gnome I went to the Chick-Fil-A on Old Fort Parkway and the girl screamed when she saw the decomposed corpse of the old woman sitting next to me. Life sure gets complicated...

  • After I wrote this post I went to my funeral home's prep room. There's a large male loved one on the table. I call him James Randall. I turned him over. He evacuated his bowels as I pumped him. Feces spewed everywhere. I do this every time I post on this site. Is this what my life has become? I don't want to kill myself because I know soon one of these corpses will come to life and murder me.

  • Stop making me!

  • You know what johnny boy i had enough of your s*** and lies do me a favor stalk someone else you think you know me well you don't just because you put out my addresses and phone numbers that are no longer in service doesn't mean you do look stop it now i am pretending to be my sister and saying things that are not true you have no heart or soul you make a living out of making people's lives much worse i am afraid to go home knowing you are going to be there spying on me and then you know where my sister lives but you have not yet showed up i am scared to sleep knowing you will be in my nightmares so please just stop ok i will not be on here again just leave me alone ok

  • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

    Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

    I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

    I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty a****** goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their f****** underwear and yet he’s still singing.

    Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his f****** feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

    Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my f****** taco.

    At that point I was so p***** off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

    It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.

  • 👆👆👆THIS PERSON👆IT HAS BEEN PROVEN👆ENGAGES IN RELATIONS WITH CORPSES👆👆.

  • S**** yourself

  • This is Melissa Bryant Jackies sister me and my husband William are trying to get Jack and the Burger King married. Please congratulate him on such a great marriage.

  • Here's a new challenge for you Tiktokers and YouTubers out there, it's the Toenail Sandwich Challenge.

    It involves wearing Flip Flops to a Subway and ordering a $5 Footlong Sandwich.

    Then after ordering your sandwich take your flops off to go use the restroom and put your bare feet in the toilets.

    Then exit the restroom and go to your table and start smelling your feet to get attention.

    Then open your sandwich, put your foot in your sandwich, and suck your toes on your sandwich until Subway Employees kick you out of the store.

    So come on het to it, this is the newest Viral Trend like Tide Pod Eating, Condom Snorting, and Gorilla Gluing your hair.

    So Come on Let's Go Eat some Toenail Sandwiches on Youtube and Tiktok,

  • Alright everybody. Settle down. This is Jacks sister. Jack is now completely unhinged and had to be wrestled to the floor by local law enforcement. Again. Burger King Poster ran screaming into it and pulled the tampon from his...backside, and threw it at deputies. He was tasered. This is all the fault of both of their posting on this site. Now stop it please. Bad enough we have to bail the stepdad out, now this. Thanks a lot!

  • I hope you will pursue the relationship with your friend's father. It's exciting right now, but it will only grow more so and you deserve to experience it. Be assertive and bold with him!! Behave as though you already own him and he already owns you. Make love with him every day!!! All best to both of you! Happy s**!

  • And I hope you kill yourself LADYballs

  • Listen stop posting f****** s*** on this site i did not write this and if you have a f****** problem with me email me at jackiehammack2021@gmail.com now you can't call my parents the numbers you have posted are no longer in service please stop i mean it go f*** or kill yourself i had enough with this s*** and you are acting like children grow the f*** off and stop messing with my mind!

  • Come on Jack! They already know that we are a couple! You crossdress for me and I the Burger King fucck your tite a$$ while you sister holds her t*** against your mouth! You stepdad got mad when he found out he wasn't the only one doing your a$$ and hit you! You a$$ ain't tite for him because mime is way bigger then his! Just admit that and lets get married!

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