Ventriloquist in Vietnam
This black friend of mine in the army was a ventriloquist. He learned it on his own and he was good at it. He liked pot and beer and he hated gooks.
He was real high and one day we came upon a dead ** in a semi skeletal state. He cut the head off and put it up on a stick and did the funniest Ventriloquist show I have ever seen in my life. He had some twine connected to the jaw of the head and he moved the mouth making it look like it was talking. This crude puppet said OH DOD I good **. I GOOD AND DEAD DO DODO.
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