Gay in a Locker Room

I'm a gay man and I have nothing but fond memories of my time spent in the girls' locker room. As an effeminately homosexual adolescent, I felt very uncomfortable and out of place in the loud, nasty, testosterone-fueled environment of the boys' locker room, so our d*** gym teacher let me use the girls' locker room instead. All my friends were girls and they loved me, I was kind of their cuddly little gay mascot. But there's always one b**** who'll kick up a fuss, and it's usually the ugliest one in the room. This hatchet-faced shrew called Arlene took issue with my presence, she was all "Oh I don't feel comfortable with him looking at my naked body", and I was just like "Girl, I wouldn't look at your tired ass if it paid me to". She got over herself eventually. Sometimes I would sashay into the boys' locker room and pretend I'd forgotten my schoolbag, then I'd run back to the girls' locker room and tell them about all the small sad willies I'd seen. I also had great fun towel-whipping those b****** until their fat a**** were red raw! Lolz.

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  • Haha, fat b**** deserved it!

  • Your gym teacher should have been FIRED!
    You felt very uncomfortable and out of place???

    That's how the girl felt. But never mind how anyone BUT you felt.You had absolutely NO RIGHT to invade her privacy, gay or straight!

  • I'm gonna tell my son to pretend to be gay and send him off to school with a video camera on days that he has gym class.

  • gay f**** like you give homosexuals a bad name

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