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I like hitting my own son in the nuts
I'll admit, I like hitting my son in the nuts! His reactions are so funny, everything from his screams and moans to his facial expressions and body language, to the way he'll fall down holding himself! I love it! Sometimes I like to use his testicles as a form of stress relief too. I'll grab and squeeze them and sometimes I'll twist and pull on them or dig my fingers nails into his nuts! That's so much fun and makes me feel so good. I think all mum's should try it on their son's!
I'm pretty sure he had joggers on both times. It sounds like your daughter has had a lot of fun getting them in public then! It's great how your 11 year old tried not to make a scene in Tesco. Did your 13 year old fall to the floor after she punched him or did he just double over? It's funny how you then backhanded them both within minutes of each other! I bet your daughter found that funny! Any other occasions where you've both hit them in public?
Yesterday morning after breakfast my 5 year old randomly punched my son in the nuts from behind when he wasn't expecting anything! He screamed and fell to the floor for a few minutes. Then later on, we needed to go shopping and at one point my 8 year old just randomly reached down and quickly smacked his nuts with the back of her hand! "Oooooohhhhffff!", he groaned and doubled over but tried so hard to act naturally! You could tell he'd just been hit in the nuts though, poor boy!
My 13 year old fell to his knees after she punched him on the pier that day! She did find it funny when I backhanded them both, we teased them a little bit afterwards!
It sounds like your 5 year old had a lot of fun randomly punching your boy in the nuts and it's great how your 8 year old got him as you were shopping! It's hilarious when a boy tries to act like nothing has happened isn't it!
What have you and the girls been up to recently?
My girl doesn't get the boys in public very often really, occasionally but nothing major. These was a time last summer we went to the beach and the boys were playing a game with her. At one point, she randomly punched my 13 year old in the nuts! He fell to the ground for a little while! Later on I managed to punch my 11 year old in the nuts as he was distracted by something! His reactions were hilarious and my daughter mocked him a little bit!
It sounds like you and your daughter had lots of fun on the beach that day! I bet it was embarrassing for the boys, especially in public!
Not a huge amount has happened here recently really. It's half term so no doubt the girls will have some fun soon.
What's been going on in your house? Has your daughter ever hit friends of your boys in the nuts?
I think it was pretty embarrassing for them at the beach that day!
Not much has happened here really either apart from my daughter hiding and surprising my 11 year old as he came out of the bathroom this morning! She punched him in the nuts! He was on the floor for a little while, poor lad!
Once she punched a friend of my 13 year old in the nuts. I don't think it was very hard at all because he groaned and doubled over for a little bit and then seemed fine, so can't have hurt that much!
Its the worst school breaks my ** are aching two weeks straight. Especially if we go swimming
Poor lad! I bet it was a lot of fun for your daughter though! What was he wearing at the time?
Sounds like fun punching his friend in the nuts! Has she only done it the one time? Did his friend say anything afterwards about it?