I kidnap peoples hamsters and eat them!

No joke. I have targeted and ripped off 5 different families in our street so far. They're keeping watch now, wondering what has happened. Hamsters are so cute and tasty!

I'll be moving up for holiday with my sister soon, I'm going to target the neighbor hood cats, dogs and of course hamsters. I don't like eating feathered pets.

There are a few of my friends there who also like kidnapping and eating household pets. We're part of this... club. It's still forming.

Bonn appetit!

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