Holy Canoli

I finally got my camel today! It took all of my money to ask the horse whisperer to locate it, (there were 2 on the map, both on Sand Isle) and I thought that someone might have beat me to it, because I couldn't find the first one, but then I tried the second place and I FOUND IT! It's a male white camel, I named him Shaggysides, it cost a fortune to buy all of his special camel tack but it was so worth it because I had never mounted a camel before! He spit and bucked me off many times but it's worth it, every time he does it he gains experience points and once he gets enough he'll stop bucking m eoff! WHOO! Sure, I accidentally paid the horse whisperer twice but hey, it was worth it!! I'm so happpppy that I have Shaggysides now, now all those boring old horseback riders will look at me and be all like "Damn, that b**** has a CAMEL, Lucky!!" And I'll be like "F*** yes b**** I have acamel, what do you think that I'd ride some p**** animal like a horse or something, f*** no I gots me a camel, this s*** is straight from the desert m***********" and yeah, now all my slots are filled up but that's ok, when I get a subscription i can buy myself some property and fill it the f*** with camels!

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