I saw a cow pooping like this endless stream of s*** one time at the fair.

And I'm really ashamed to say it, but... I was actually sort of bizzarely turned on.

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  • ^ Sounds like a plan!! WHOOHOO!

  • Cows are horrible for the environment, by the way. It's not only their massive amounts of crap that contaminate the Earth, but their flatulence also is part fo the cause of Global Warming. I don't make this up, google it.

  • Once, when going camping, I was swimming in a river with my pals. We were near the shore and noticed that we were essentially waist-deep in this really soft, smelly mud. It was then we looked up and saw cows, literally a few feet away from us. F****** cows basically turned that river into a river of s***.

  • And I was eating cow s***. Thanks for RUINING my dinner.

  • F*** you OP, I was eating chocolate cake batter when I read this.

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