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Well...
I saw a cow pooping like this endless stream of ** one time at the fair.
And I'm really ashamed to say it, but... I was actually sort of bizzarely turned on.
I saw a cow pooping like this endless stream of ** one time at the fair.
And I'm really ashamed to say it, but... I was actually sort of bizzarely turned on.
^ Sounds like a plan!! WHOOHOO!
Cows are horrible for the environment, by the way. It's not only their massive amounts of ** that contaminate the Earth, but their flatulence also is part fo the cause of Global Warming. I don't make this up, google it.
Once, when going camping, I was swimming in a river with my pals. We were near the shore and noticed that we were essentially waist-deep in this really soft, smelly mud. It was then we looked up and saw cows, literally a few feet away from us. ** cows basically turned that river into a river of **.
And I was eating cow **. Thanks for RUINING my dinner.
** you OP, I was eating chocolate cake batter when I read this.