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Tapped some fine ** and still ** as **
DAY-YUM, I just tapped the finest-** ** last night! ** YEAH! MMM! How's THAT for a confession, **?! I bet y'all haven't tapped some ** in some time now, amirite? You just sit there like retards in front of your computer screen, jackin off your microdicks and shedding tears all over yer disgusting man **! Meanwhile I'm cummin' DEEP inside some FINE, ** ** at some party, drunk off my own ** **! Now that's the life! Did you score some fine ** last night? Didn't think so! Faggots!
^ Just referring to his boasts of past female (maybe) conquests. Also, taping a ** isn't always literal.
^How the ** do you father a child through ** **? Otherwise, I agree with your comment lol
Starting with the first line, the phonetic -**- shows shock and dismay that he got any.
As this is a confession board, and not a boast board, the OP seems to show regret for his actions but hides behind a facade of hyper-masculinity while trying to insult stereotypical body features of the commentators. Such actions are typical with people with insecurity about their body image. Its not that he has the exact issues that mirror the insults, but in general the guy is a total ** **.
You had beer-goggles on. Sorry bud. But keep the faith! Someone as awesome as you could never father a child, or catch a STD, eh?
OP is actually a skinny, white zeta male who has never partied before, let alone even kissed a girl.
Are you in any way related to the previous confessor?
hand=fine **^^^