today i hit a tree

with my car that is. today i hit a tree with my car. i told the cop a dog ran into the middle of the street and i swerved. Really, I sat at the stop sign and looked for the biggest tree and put my foot on the floor, and ran straight into it.

ha, look at that. i cant even kill myself right. i didnt hit it hard enough.

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  • Bull sheet. You're full of crap. You're just a little baby who wants attention. If you wanted to kill yourself, you'd take a steak knife and start sawing your throat like you're trying to cut through tough, doughy bread, until blood starts spraying everywhere ... Quit driving around in a killing machine, putting our lives in danger, you dumbfvck.

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