Ethan's walk in the park

Ethan was out for a run on a trail in the woods in park. As he was running he was approaching a group of guys close to his age. As he got closer he realized it was the rival football team and he tried to walk the other way without them noticing him. Before he could get away they ran up and grabbed him, asking him what he was thinking coming out here to their park. The team captain walked up let’s teach him a lesson guys. They then ripped off Ethan’s shirt and then his running shorts. They all stood there looking at him laughing. The captain said well look at that, he wears little navy blue briefs. As they were laughing at him Ethan had one thing in mind that was run, so he took off running away from them. They all started to chase after him. He lost them and hid behind a tree. He waited there five minutes. Then stepped out and they were all standing there waiting on him. They picked him up off the ground and carried him to a tree branch that’s wasn’t too high off the ground. While one guy climbed up on the branch two other guys lifted Ethan up by his legs and walked him to the end of the branch. The guy up on the branch the pulled his briefs up and lined up the leg holes do that the branch was threw his legholes. They then walked him closer to the tree, so that the only way he could get done was if they lifted him up walked him down about 40ft to the end of the branch. They all started to walk away and the captain said, “hang in there man” in a sarcastic voice. Ethan hung there for five hours, when finally his briefs ripped and he fell to the ground naked. He had to run through park and part of campus to get back to the fraternity with no clothes. How was he going to explain this to the frat brothers

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