Dane the ladies man
Dane was a ladies man. He got any girl he wanted. He had been trying to get Chelsea and she was playing hard to get. This made Dane want her even more and didn’t want to get turned down and hurt his pride. So Chelsea didn’t like the fact that Dane just used these girls. So she decided to play along. One Friday towards the end of the day at school she walked up to Dane, she gave him a present and said to open it up later and read the card. When Dane got home he hurried and opened it up to see what it was. It had a pair of zebra print briefs and note that said meet me here at 8pm and listed a address. It also said once you walk in the front the door take everything off but those and leave it there and go up stairs to the third room on right my room. So it was 8pm Dane showed up excited that he thought he was gonna score. He walked in the door stripped down to the briefs and walked up stairs leaving his jeans and shirt at the door. He opened the door and climbed on the bed and started to pose. Chelsea said loudly I’ll be there in a minute Dane. Then all the sudden the bedroom door flew open and it was Dane’s classmates laughing and taking pics Dane got up took off running past them down the stairs to the front door. He went to grab his clothes but only to find that they were gone! He said oh ** then heard them coming down the stairs. So he took off running out the door in just the briefs. He escaped from his classmates but he then ran into football team from the rival school. They said well looks like we lucked out and found the quarterback of our rival and he’s wearing a very interesting pair of underwear. They then grabbed him and hung Dane in tree by the briefs and left him. Dane’s classmates were walking home and discovered Dane in the tree and started taking more pics and pulling on his legs. They kept on until the briefs finally ripped. Then Dane took off running home naked.
Nov 2
Stupid story from an imbecile.