I am a thief

I steal everthing I can so that I can save my money.

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  • Yeah, all the criminal defense lawyers have nothing better to do than browse Confessionpost. Uh huh.

  • I like using a bathroom before I go home. Save that one flush and the TP with it.

    I try to charge all my chargeable items at work too. I wash and clean my car at work. I surf extensively at work (like now!).

    I never pay for the beer at the end of the week. I buy chips and stuff to lay out at the coffee table though. I feel guilty if I don't contribute someway. But that is mostly for the co-workers. From the company? I'll take it. But station supplies is dumb to take. We only send so many letters. But I walk out with a roll of TP occasionally.

  • ^ ^ Another thief.

  • I'm a rapid consumer, just because you were bad at stealing doesn't mean everyone else is.

  • I'm a criminal defense lawyer. I love people with the idiotic view that it's okay to steal. When you come see me to defend you, I'll be sure to charge extra for stupidity.

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