German cities as stereotypes!

Germany ist das beste digga!
Düsseldorf = most luxurious city.
Munich = tourists love it!
Köln = feels like a fairytale in real life.
Gütersloh = the cutest small town.
Hamburg = a German new york.
Ingolstadt = audi owns everything.
Wolfsburg = Volkswagen owns you.
Paderborn = beautiful women!
Bonn = famous for cherry blossoms.
Bielefeld = lots of car meets.
Nürburgring = best race track in the world.
Stuttgart = Porsche owns everything.
Leipzig = you work for Porsche.
Essen = best shopping mall.
Osnabruck = very small town.
Dortmund = soccer lovers heaven.
Duisburg = a smaller düsseldorf.
Leverkusen = a city of only houses.
Wuppertal = futuristic floating train.
Mannheim = a beautiful castle town.
Heidelberg = romantic german paradise
Frankfurt = a German new york
Mainz = they have a soccer club.
Berlin = 90s disco nightlife digga!
Kassel = there isn't a castle.
Hanover = lots of car meets at night.
Bremen = worth a day trip
Bremerhaven = a port's town.