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ITS NOT FAIR!!!!
Believe me, I am a happy man with a beautiful wife. She has an amazing rack with proud Ds that are full and soft, if a little saggy, but **. I have this one friend that I grew up with but we had to separate when we went off to college. She was a major tomboy, cared little about her hygiene so she smelled awful, was always sporting greasy oily hair, and was hardly ever seen without a jacket. We were friends since middle school where we just got along cuz we were both geeky outcasts before anime and stuff became popular. She was a big shut in, barely talked to anybody, ate like **, and never liked using social media cuz she said it a waste of time. I always thought she was a good friend, but I secretly new she was hiding something from me. She hated being touched, so one could assume that the folds on her XXL hoodies were from her being a fatty, but while she was hiding a bit of neet chub, she was also hiding a masssssive rack. She left the room once and I found a bra that said 34 E. E's???? God when I tell you that I wanted to see for myself, I spent nights awake trying to put it together in my mind. I was tempted to skip college just to have extra time to make her mine. But I figured out her secret too late to make any solid moves.
Years later, I scroll through a friend's Instagram feed when I find old friends. I jump from page to page casually until.. I find her. On her husband's page. With their new kid...
This was the first real time I saw her without a hoodie. A stunning white flowing dress that was barely able to hold in those ** of hers. The cleavage looked as it was trying to be stifled by the dress but was simply too much to contain. It clung to her new wavey hips like an artist's masterpiece. Her ** where so gravity defyingly awestriking that I felt the devastation of a sailor turning against a siren. Her face, an echo of familiarity but without the ache that coated it before, with eyes that have never looked more full of life. ITS NOT ** FAIR!!!! Sure, I disappear for 3 years and suddenly you're the fertility goddess of my dreams???? You SUDDENLY have motivations outside of finishing a whole party bag of funions in a single sitting????? YOU FINALLY OPEN UP TO SOMEONE AND IT WASN'T THE GUY THE NEW YOU FOR 8 ** YEARS?????? IT'S NOT FAIR!! IT's NOT FAIR!!!!!!!
It's NOT fair. Yep...and absolutely nobody has ever said that anything will ever be "FAIR". IF you are that upset, then just pretend you are going to a schoolroom with your AR-15 and eliminate who she is with from the face of the earth and do it the American way, with a plan to blame someone else.
Snooze you loose bro. You should have eaten that stinky box years ago!