Other Confessions

Pulled over while I'm dressed up like a woman

The cop said you know you were speeding? I said I'm sorry sir I didn't realize. He said well you know maybe this could all go away. I said if I give you a ** and my phone number for whenever you want a **. He said that would do it for you... (more)

I grew up in the 70s and 80s.

Growing up with people making us do things that we don't want to do like rebuilding an engine or working on the truck. If you want me to jump and run then tell me when you want to leave going to go shopping for women's clothes and high heels are you ready I come out i was born for this not mechanical stuff. I am just not into this flip flop... (more)

My ex wife kicked me out to get a real man

She said real men don't wear dresses and ** and pantihose stiletto high heels and makeup and go out to find themselves a real man to love. She also said that for a long time I had ** breath and I had been walking funny because I had just been (more)

Accidental download

I was on a torrent forum site and downloaded a file that was labelled as nuclear suvival guide.
It was a zip file so I opened it with a free program and saved it to my Microsoft one drive.
Unfortunately to file was a trap that had CP on it. I tried to delete it from my computer but one drive flagged it now my Microsoft account is... (more)

My wife made a bet with me

She said I bet you can't go without getting some ** for one week. I said is that just ** or ** too. She said no getting ** and no sucking either. I... (more)

Poll for Asians

Did you have a BBQ this summer or only Asian food?

Wheelchair

I'm in a wheelchair

Tom’s ** was in my mouth a lot.

My best friend Tom tricked me into giving him a ** in a friends basement by promising reciprocation. When he refused I’d never been so humiliated in my life. What’s worse is that friend told others at school. When the word got out I did my best to refute the claims but idk if Tom did. I fell for... (more)

Bizzare incident

When I was a college student, I experienced an unusual, one could even say absurdly tragicomic event. It all happened one lethargic afternoon in the student dormitory where I lived. As I was flat on my stomach on my bed, recovering from the previous night's party, a girl—who had also attended the party—sat on my lower back and began to massage my... (more)

Sins of the past

When i was younger i abused an animal im ashamed to admit it but i did i was young and didn't know how to handle myself forgive me please, I hope someone will.

** Land

Is Diddle Culture

I gave my daughter a Derringer that shoots 410 shells and a 45 lo

Her ex boyfriend came to our house while my wife and I were gone and he wanted to see her. She told him to leave but her kicked the door in and she shot him in the face. She had already called the police with 91 on the phone.
He lost one eye and his face required plastic surgery to partially fix. He's doing time for breaking and entering... (more)

Anybody here ever recieve a dishonorable discharge?

I know a guy who spent nine years in the army but when he tried to re up he was turned down. He had barely escaped a court Marshall. He had pill popped and drank his way out of the service. I personally was able to retire, get a government job and get another retirement.

Unusual coincidence

A fellow bar parton and I sometimes talked about life in general. He wore a gold ring shaped like a lions head with diamonds in the eyes. He was never without it. His name was Lewis Nicholson.
Time passes by and he passes away. He is buried. I didn't attend his funeral and as time passed I thought of other people and things.
One day at... (more)

Black beat white man in Cinncinnati

It might have been something he said or whatever although it isn't unheard of for a gang of ** to do something like this for no ** reason.
If your white a good rule of thumb is to avoid **... (more)

Northern European illegal immigrants are ok but the greasy brown

If an illegal immigrant is a white European its ok for them to be here. But the dumpy fat ** greasers from South America aren't. They are as sorry as ** except they actually work instead of alying around and (more)

The home invader went thu thu thut thut thut

He was high on PCP and he was trying to talk without success.

A black girl driving around in Alameda CA

I had moved from Georgia to California and I was taking the drivers test. THe test was not hard and I got every question right. There was a young black girl near me who couldn't figure the test out. Her father looked around and saw no one was watching and took the test for her.
She herself would have made a zero on the test. I thought... (more)

When I was 16 I saw a lady taking a **

I had only recently gotten my drivers license. I made a trip to the drugstore just after dark and when I was returning to my car a black woman was ** between my car and the car parked beside me.
I believe she was drunk because she knew I could see her but it didnt seem to register on her... (more)

Bryan Kohbergers sister has his eyes

Family trait.

The weirdest 911 call my sister says she ever had

This woman called 977 and my sister answered. An elderly lady siad she wanted to report her son's murder. The lady didn't seem excited or sad just a normal rural womans voice.
My sister responded by asking her her address and for more details. The woman went on to say her son was missing his head. My sister asked her to say that again and... (more)

Caught Wife flashing Truckers

My wife and I are in are early 40's, our children are 18 and 21 respectively. Once every few months my wife and I take a road trip to just get away for an extended weekend. My wife likes to leave her ** at home on our road trips and always wears knee high skirts. I've gotten her to leave her legs... (more)

To the loser that keeps dissing Trump

Most people disagree with you and you keep posting off topic. Your childish post has nothing to do with the original; post. Post this baby talk on your own post.

The Leather Jacket

When I was in my early 40's I bought a Italian Caberetta leather jacket. As time passed I got too heavy to wear it so it hung in my closet. A new employee came to work with me and he was a short thin black guy and I thought it would be a nice gesture if I gave the jacket to him.
It was too big for him but that was ok. He could still wear... (more)

Disturbing childhood memory #224

*For context my mother was running for a contested political office in my town and I was home alone at the time of the call*
(Phone rings, I answer)
Caller: "May I please speak to [mother's name]?"
Me: "She's not here at the moment, but she'll be back in about an hour or so. Could I take a message for you?"
Caller: "Oh you must be her kid... (more)

I desperately need discipline

I need discipline, a very specific kind, and above all, I need discretion. I don't want a relationship, I don't want to roleplay, I don't want to be a baby in diapers, I don't want to be **, I don't want to give you a bj or eat your **, I don't want us... (more)

This guy drank too much

I was at a bar and I said to another patron you don't want to end up like Freddy. This got back to Fred who cussed me out. I let him rant saying nothing back to him. Going to the same bar the next weekend I was told Fred had been found on the floor dead of alcohol poisoning. His family had an autopsy done on him and over drinking is why he... (more)

Non Jews defending their Jewish friend

I was at break and I was sitting with my Jewish co worker and two other guys. One of the other guys said this. He said he had gone to a Jewelry store and met a salesman there who was the Jews nationality. I spoke up and asked what nationality is that Bob? My other non Jewish companion asked him the same question. The Jewish guy said I'm an... (more)

Older husband

I was never spanked growing up. I can think of several things that I did in my youth that definitely deserved a spanking but never got one. Fast forward, I am in my mid 70’s I had just gotten out of the shower and I casually used a swear word in a sentence my wife didn’t like and she reached around and gave me a good hard swat on my (more)

I Wish

I wish for people to leave me and my $imple life alone. Negative people want to surround me with their negative energy. Really f^kn annoying. On top of that they refuse to go away. **!

I came to UK

I from Pakistan, come UK. I man, 35 years. Now life better here, I take benefit I take white young girls thank UK

Guilty pleasure: island massages

Omg! I was reading other confessions and one reminded me of something from MANY years ago. I think I was about 15 at the time. My parents forced me to go on vacation with them to some island. They had activities planned for every day, all day. I wasn't interested and just hung back at the resort pool. The second day by the pool a slender black... (more)

Good going ICe keep the spicks out of America

I hope you slapped that stupid ** of a LA mayor of Los Angeles down and stomped on her. You can't keep them all out but I applaud your efforts.

When I was 14 I had a 16 year old black friend

My Aunt liked him and we would often visit her at her house which was within walking distance. My Aunt was very fond of my friend.
One day when I went to his house his mother told me she thought I was already with him. So a thought hit me. Maybe he was over at my Aunts house.
Walking to her door I heard strange noises and sneaking in he... (more)

In 1968 I ran moonshine

You got $200.00 cash every trip. I only did it every once in awhile because if you got caught you went to prison. Once in a very rural part of Tennessee I was scheduled to pick up a load of Shine nad the Feds had broken up the still and arrested the Moonshiners. I never ran Moonshine again..If you go to the same area today there is a legal... (more)

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