I egged the house of an a****** neighbor that I had one time, and to cover it up, I told my family that a raccoon did it. The dumbasses believed me.

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  • I respect your quick thinking

  • Are you in Nevada too?

  • Wow...your family is definitely retarded if they believe something like that! That raccoon must have one h*** of a throwing arm.

  • The raccoon egged your house! I saw it too! Those little dexterous paws!

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