Happy Birthday to Me

As soon as I woke up today I masturbated. It was the first time I didn't feel guilty doing it.

Happy 18th, self. Wanna go again?

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Today's Best Deals: Philips Hue, New Balance, Model Cars, and More

New Balance apparel, a Philips Hue starter kit, and beautiful model cars lead off Thursday’s best deals from around the web.

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