So when i was 21 i dated a 19 year old chick who ended up cheating on me with this old dude she worked with, and by old i mean this guy was like 50. So obviously we broke up and i run into this s*** last year at a bar, she starts telling me how horrible her life is how she hates her husband(not the old dude)blah blah blah, so i figure well if anything i can use her for some hate f****** so we exchange numbers. So we talk a couple of times and i can tell shes down for some cheating (suprise suprise) well she calls me a sat night not long ago crying saying she really needs to talk so we meet in the parking lot of a local grocery store, she gets in my car and starts going on about her sad life and all that s*** that i couldnt care less about so im like f*** it i start rubbing her legs and run my hand up her shirt, she doesnt stop me just keeps on blabbing.
At this point im hard as h*** and i say f*** it who cares i unbutton her jeans and start playing with her p**** then i pull out my d*** and put her hand on it while she goes on and on finally since she wont shut up i figure the only way to stop her is to stick my d*** in her mouth. I pull over to a dark secluded part of the lot and convince her to go down on me which i know she hates doing. So as she is blowing me i notice her phone laying on top of her purse. I grab it and becuse her husband had already called her like 4 times all i had to do was hit talk i waited a few seconds till he picked up then i started talking very loud saying things like oh yeah suck it, spit on that c*** and what do you think your husband would do if he knew your were sucking another guys d*** right now. I quickly hit end cause im bout to c** i pull my d*** out of her mouth and shoot a good 5 squirt load all over her black t shirt, she went ape s*** starts yelling that now she has to sneak in so her husband doesnt see.
Needless to say she calls me like a half hour later going crazy about how her phone pocket dialed her husband while we were "together" lol i told her not my problem and hung up laughing.