I'm really a Spiderman

I'm really Spiderman,but the embarrasing part is just like a real spider; I am usually seen hanging up-side down from a web spun out of my ass.

Can you imagine how humiliating it is to save the day when it means bending over and pulling down your pants just shoot the bad guy with a web, and thus trapping him to a wall?

Not to mention, its not the best way to pick-up girls.

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  • uno lay off the acid, it ain't good for ya!
    dos this story is straight up bullshit

  • can i be your mary-jane?? ;)

  • nonsense!

  • It's clear you shot this out of your ass.

  • Or shot up ur ass

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