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Opened someone else's mail by mistake
I picked up a package meant for a family member, thinking it was medication that needed to be refrigerated. As I opened the flaps, and peeled back the paper...it absolutely wasn't medicine. To be PG, the label included words like "Gladiator" "Inflatable" and "Vibrating". I don't have any paper tape like they use to package boxes, so I used clear tape, and beat up the box and dropped it in some mud. If any questions are asked, I fully intend to lie and say that it came that way. Please please PLEASE let this be an april fool's day prank.
Your mothers? or your sisters?
Daddy's.