This is for you Becky

Dear becky,
You're a lazy piece of s*** who will do anything to get out of a workout. I bet your parents were thrilled to find out they spent money on gas to drive you to a practice 40 minutes away just so you could sit around and do "homework" for 4 hours. Also, you're really dumb if you think we believe you have any sort of knee injury. You complain about it only when it's convenient for you and your pathetic need for attention, but i've seen you dance and no one with a knee problem could ever dance that slutty. You think you're too cool to do anything productive at practice, and you just sit there on the side of the pool and criticizethe junior team. Mind your own damn business they already have a coach, maybe you should concentrate on your own routine (which by the way came in dead last at junior nationals). You epically failed at that meet, so i'm not really sure why you guys went to Disney the next day because it certainly wasn't to celebrate. You probably should've came back a day early for an extra practice instead. Anyway, it's really funny when you talk about being on the A-teamg at a college with a very competitive synchronized swimming program, because we all know you're going to be on their D team. Lastly, your boyfriend is a trashy, ghetto-wanna-be, tool. We're starting a bet on how long it'll take until your pregnant.
love,
Me

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