So this lady at work, thinks she's got the hottest husband (when he is no Brad Pitt, he's more like the Great Khali), the best kids, best everything ... problem is: she's ALWAYS rubbing everyone's nose in it, OR! how she has to "one up" your situation, happy/sad/indifferent. She seriously gets to me.
So here it is lady, YOU SUCK! You're kids are a disaster because you're a head case, oh and BTW: we all know your hubby cheats on you. Looks like we all have the last laugh and you are left holding the bag.
P.S. you ass is still flabby and NOT hot. It's considered a HUGE faux pas when you wear socks with dress shoes, and a dress that barely covers you ass. Oh, and it's also disgusting how your "man" paws at your b****. It's NOT hot, it just shows everyone that you don't respect yourself, and neither does he.
Looks like we all still have the last laugh.. FREAK!