Custom Brown Leather
I found out that a girl I was messing with gave me an STD. Or at least I thought she did. The tests came out negative. Anywho, the doctor I went to was near my job which is about 20 miles from home. After taking urine samples the doctor gave me two large pills in case I had what she had tested positive for. Well on my way home I was caught in traffic. The effects of the drug were fast and suddenly I needed to drop a deuce! I was stuck...there was no end to the traffic in site and no off ramp with a restroom close. The traffic picked up and I figured I could make it home. WRONG! I got off the exit and about 100 feet from home my ass exploded like a soda bottle that had been shaken for 15 minutes! It was the wettest, warmest, nastiest thing I had ever felt. And it was all over my light grey leather seats. So I pull into my driveway hoping no one is home and find that 5 or 6 of my friends are there watching a baseball game. I had to call another girl and convince her to go in and get me a change of clothes. I conviced her that I p***** my pants in traffic. It was sad having her toss me the clothes into my sun roof because I didnt want her to smell the nastyness that was hotboxing my car. To this day I think she knows I shat my panteloons.