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Am I weird?
The other night I went to see Bridesmaids with my mom. As we were sitting there waiting for the previews, I notice this chick get wheeled in in a wheelchair. Her gal pal forgot something, I guess and left her sitting in the aisle for a minute. I'm eyeing, trying to figure out what her deal is. She didn't have any casts, so I figured it wasn't a broken bone. Visually she looked fine, in fact, she was pretty hot, so I wrote out any severe birth defects like Down's. Her legs looked healthy, so I doubted she was completely paralyzed from the waist down. I grew more befuddles. Her friend came back, moved her into the wheelchair section and sat beside her. They were talking for a little bit, and she seemed to be completely normal.
BUt then she reached for her drink. Having been a huge Josh Blue fan, I could tell from the way her arm moved, in all likelyhood she had cerebral palsy. And I think, somehow, in that moment, she became more attractive, and I don't know why. As best as I can figure out,
A: Their was this chick I had a crush on who had the really mild form of it, and it might be some sort of transitive thing.
B: I've always fancied myself the provider, and no matter how handicapable she is, there would be things she could not do that I could. I hate doing nice things for people, no string attached, and they interpret it as some sort of superiority thing.
Ever since I have been checking through facebook, googling, and checking handicapped dating sites trying to find this girl. I need a girl, and I love her to be the one.
Also, my verification code is EZPC, so this post is easily politically correct, so no hatin'.
Stick it in her,and let her siezure all over your D i c k !!!
Then give her
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