Creators of the Boble

We future authors of the 'Boble' and present founders of the religion which has yet to get a name, confess that we frown and directly look down upon IKEA and they’re Costumers. We do however not endorse the acts of our (apparently) religious fanatics who have bombed 3 IKEA stores in Europe. The many lovely items sold there, the comfortable climate, the maze-like construction of the store, the way women especially find it lovely to drag males through the stores using the entire weekend on such cozy activities…..wait that’s not right. It h*** in there! It’s tons and tons of junk and crap piled up at the store, in what should be favorable prizes but which is really just overpriced trash furniture, with each their own name to personify the creations of mass discomfort. You know what? Just bomb it, go for it! No really? Keep at it fellas, just keep the human casualties to a minimum. Preferably zero. May I suggest night attacks if they are to continue?

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  • That's a lot of misplaced anger, just because you couldn't figure out how to assemble that coffee table.

  • ????? Get locked up. There are quite a few mental institutions that can help you.

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