I Steal Underwear
I'm actually a 26 year old WOMAN who has, on many occasions, stolen underwear from other people.
It all goes back to when I was little, and would envy my mom for her fancy underwear and bras, etc. I wanted to have those things, too. Maybe a little TOO much, because....
By the time I was old enough to need it, I had almost developed a complete lingerie "fetish." I started stealing things that I liked -- from aunts, friends, and anyone else.
To this day, when I'm at another woman's house, I will usually find a way to sneak a peek at her underwear drawer, and I will take anything that seems cool to me. Even if it's a bra that doesn't fit, I will take it (and maybe find a way to wear it through padding, if it's smaller than my real size). I can't help it.
I also have a HUGE collection of lingerie that I have purchased for myself. I spend all of my spare money on underwear; a trip to Victoria's Secret is the first thing I think of when extra cash falls into my lap.
I'm kind of obsessed. How weird is this?