I'm sorry it turned out this way. I'm sorry this is how it ends. I did want to be best friends with you forever and live together one day with cats and a cupboard full of candy.
But you are SO INFURIATING sometimes. Look how many people you have driven away, who have officially ended their friendship with you! And everyone who hasn't gone is going.
I wish you knew how to keep your mouth shut. I wish you would stop being so damn confrontational, and starting fights with people all the time for no reason. It's really irritating. That's why no one wants to be friends with you anymore.
I loved you. You were my best friend. But I can't take your rudeness and compulsive lying anymore. I really miss you, but I miss who I thought you were, before you revealed yourself to be crazy and rude.
If you had learned to not be such a b****, you'd still have all your friends. But you've driven everyone away.
I feel bad for you that you're almost completely alone now. I can imagine how sad it must feel that no one replies to your text messages, no one comments on your Facebook, no one sends you Tweets.
But maybe this is a lesson. Maybe when you get some new friends after us, you'll learn to stop being so crazy and annoying and you'll KEEP your new friends.