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WTF, My Girlfriend Takes Oral But Doesn't Give
My girlfriend is only too happy to have me go down on her, but will not reciprocate, says she's not putting her mouth on the thing I ** out of. WTF? Where's the ** for tat? And, not to brag, but my oral is second to none. And what do I get in return, nada, zero, not a ** thing. Sometimes I feel like saying ** you to her and finding a woman who's not afraid of a little oral with the obligatory, real woman swallowing. Women who spit **! If you are a woman reading this and you spit instead of swallowing, you ** too, Wuss.
When my wife and I were still in school we used to study together at her parent's house every night. But, part way through the evening when it was dark out she and I would take a drive to our spot. We would get in the back seat, she would take her top off and pull her pants or ** down. Then I would go down on her until she came a couple of times. Then with her top still off (no bra) she would start blowing me. And she would keep it up until I felt the urge to ** and I would tap her on the back and she would finish me by hand into a towel we kept in the car. Well, one night we went through the same routine: I went down on her and she got off twice and then she went down on me and gave me the usual bj. When I felt that old familiar urge, I tapped her on the back. But, this time she sped up the bobbing of her head. I didn't know what to think. So, I tried to hold back from ** and tapped her on the back again to let her know her time was short. She still kept going just as fast. So I kept tapping and holding back because I knew she didn't like the taste of it and wanted to give her every chance to change her mind. So, I kept tapping her back and holding back as well as I could until it was hopeless and I released and shot about 6 or 7 strong streams into her mouth followed by 4 or 5 smaller ones. I know I either moaned or screamed when it happened. It felt like the ** started from my toes. In other words I was totally depleted. She got up from my lap and swallowed it all. Then she gave me a smile. As tired as I was, I gave her the biggest hug. And she asked me,"Did you like that??" I was kinda incoherent but said something like, "Yeah, that was great!" I was still holding onto her and she kinda moved around so that she rested on my shoulder with my arm around her. Then about 10 minutes later I was able to get the car started and we drove back to her parent's house to study more.
Honestly I've never sucked a ** but I think i'd love to swallow. I eat my ** so why not eat a guy's **.
Dump the **
Hypnotize her, Man. After a few sessions she will be so ** hungry she will gladly ** your brains out and swallow every last drop of your **. Study up on it on the net. If she won't let you try that than buy one of those voodoo dolls. Light two candles and place them on both sides of the voodoo doll. Write her name on the chest and find something resembling your **, maybe a toothpick, no offense. Stick that in the doll's mouth, chant ** my ** 69 times, and place the doll under your bed and leave it there. Within 3 weeks she will be sucking you off night and day.
Here's a free oral ** tip for the ladies. Good oral begins after the guy **. Keep sucking after he ** until he has had enough. Believe me he'll love it and won't ever what to lose your oral expertise.
Judy B.
I have the opposite problem. My boyfriend is all about me going down on him, and tells me how great I am at it. When it comes to him doing me it's a no no. WTF I say too. Why can't I get mine when I generously give him his. He has it made. I'm deprived. What a wimp! I think he's afraid my kitty will bit him, lol. But seriously, it's so frustrating, and after I give him his he becomes like a zombie and won't finish me. Often he goes to sleep while I lay awake having to finish myself by hand.
Bahaha, I'm a total spitter. But HEY! ..at least I'd return the favor.
I'm the same way and he's lucky he gets that. I know some girls won't go down on guys as if it were dirty.
If she's not willing to reciprocate, then you should maybe just stop giving it to her. It is, a really petty thing to ruin a relationship over, but maybe just talk about it. If you're willing to do that for her, (and not many guys seem to be willing to do that), then she should want to give back. She should want to give it to you because she should want to make you happy. That's how I see it, at least. And I'm a girl.
But oral ** should not be the only thing a relationship is based off of. That's just dumb.
so why do you still do it? its like paying for your friend's lunch, if you buy their lunch all the time and they never pay you back then they can get **. i'd stop eating her out completely, and say "i'm not putting my mouth where you ** from" she is being totally selfish. if she doesnt want to put her mouth where you ** from, why should you want to do it for her?
better not listen to that last comment because you just might find out who you are second to ;)