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All these ** crazed, ** starved ladies
Where are you when I'm doing my grocery shopping in my skin tight ** hugging shorts?
You are exactly the type of girls I'm looking for while walking through the store eager to show you exactly what you're so hungry for.
Go head, stare at it, I dare you, and it'll stand up sooo good and hard for you right then and there!
Translation: ** the size of a Vienna sausage, still lives in his mother's basement, plays World of Warcraft 18 hours a day, and jacks off to posterboys for 'The Geek Squad'.
Stop watching so much ** and try talking to a woman.