I am better than you
In fact I'm better than almost everyone. I don't say this as a brag but as a fact. My only potential flaw is my self-recognition, which some would call arrogance.
I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I am more athletic than you. I am funnier than you. I am a better lover than you. I am a harder worker than you.
I hope people here don't try to attack me for stating these things about myself. It's just that I have more confidence than you. And besides, I'll just put you in your place anyway.