Hooking Up

My frends think I'm crazy, because I've told them these things, but I believe when in comes to hooking up with girls:

- I would MUCH rather hook up with a less physically attractive girl who was really into me compared to a hottie who would hook up with me out of pity.

- I want a girl who's really into having fun and exploring each others bodies than some hot chick who's a dead fish.

- I want to make a girl come, over and over again, most likely by eating her out because that's way more interesting than getting a b*******. I can make myself come any night of the week, but it's really rare I get to give a girl multiple o****** in one night.

For some reason, my friends think I'm a p****, but f*** them, all I want is to eat some p****. Any p**** that wants my face between their legs, I would be more than happy to oblige.

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  • You sound wonderful to me..... how is a guy who loves to eat p****, a p**** ? You sound like this woman's DREAM come true. :D Your friends are morons and probably have little clue what it takes to make a woman happy in bed.

  • Dude, chicks don't hook up with guys out of pity; pitiful will never get you laid.

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