Almost caught masturbating

I was looking at p********** on my computer at work and was masturbating. Just after a huge o*****, i was c****** like crazy all over my hand and fingers. i was sitting there looking for a napkin when I heard my secretary coming for the door. I panicked and just did the only thing i could do quickly: I raised my hand to my mouth and cleaned all my c** off into my mouth! Yes, i had to swallow. It was a lot! I guess I deserved that for looking at all these women online. ha ha!

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  • Fake sneeze? Hello???? Achoo!!!......oh damn, do you see any tissue anywhere? I totally would have played it off that way.

  • My Wife left for work, and I had the day off. I was feeling hornier than usual and wanted to m********* in a different way this time. I once in a while will put a pillow under my mattress and put my erect p**** in between the pillow and the box spring and pump away. USUALLY when I am about to o*****, I will pull it out and let it go on a towell I place on the floor.
    Anyway, I was going at it in this way yesterday. I was on the opposite side of the bed facing the door, so the mattress is between me and the door.
    I had no idea that my daughter had the day off from school! I guess she was sleeping in in her bedroom.
    I was going at it and just about to o*****, thinking I was all alone. I was probably 5 or 6 pumps away from having my o***** when suddenly my daughter walked in ! I had my door partly open and she must have figured I was decent and could just walk in. When she came in I just froze, a million thoughts running through my head, I thought I would faint. The only thing I could do was keep my p**** buried right where it was and (thankfully) the blanket was pulled up where I was pumping, and all she could see was what looked like me kneeling down on the other side of the bed.
    I acted like I was busy making the bed and pretended to stop as she started a conversation about something that happened at the football game she cheerleaded at the night before.
    I probably wouldn't be writing this if it werent for what happened next.
    All I could think of was omg, I have my hard p**** under this mattress and my daughter is about to bust me if she walks around to the side of the bed I'm at since my pants are down to my knees. This all happened so fast. I went to slowly withdraw, but it must have pushed me to that point of no return, and when I felt the sensation of pulling I began to have my o*****. I just sort of pushed or thrust discreetly (I couldn't physically stop) back into the matress and release my sperm, making a big mess AND while looking at my daughter.
    She must have seen an expression on my face or something, it looked like she thought I was having a heart attack or something because all of the sudden, she said "Dad, are you OK?" and I couldn't talk for about 5 seconds or so. She went to walk towards me and I sort of in a louder than normal voice said "****** can you please go out there for a sec?". She gave me a weird look and walked out of the room. I immediately did my best to clean up as if nothing unusual happened. My big problem is in wondering if she had any idea what I was doing. She has given me some strange looks yesterday and today before school, but hasn't said anything that I'm aware of. I know I won't either. One thing is for sure, I will be much more carefull before masturbating anywhere next time...

  • That is f***** hilarious.

  • I do that all the time.

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