I steal pens from work... ...so I

I steal pens from work...

...so I can cut them in half and use them as cocaine straws.

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  • lol I wonder if you will get fired for theft or drug use?

  • i steal heaps of stuff from work

  • Replace drugs with masturbation.

    Masturbation does the soul good.

  • Drugs are a bad idea. And doing whatever it takes to get drugs is a bad idea. Get help before it's too late.

  • lol..i cut up my business cards and use the for filters in my joints :)

  • That's what I used to say ^

  • wow ur all jus crackheads get better u dumb m************ i m 14 n will neva do drugs

  • Ah that's so true. I wish it was cheaper.

  • Cool you must have alot of money beacause everybody knows cocaine is the rich mans drug

  • i agree with the last commenter. LOL... i hope your employer doesn't do random drug testing.

  • Roll up your dollar bills while you still have them. It won't be long.

  • Your seemingly smart, funny, and self aware. Only question left is do you have the willpower to stop this drug habit? I hope you do. I'm sure you have plenty of people out there who care and would love nothing more then to help

  • I read that and felt like giving you a hug :(

  • haha yeah

  • Unfortunately for you, I predict that within one year you will not be employed there and you will have to find another way to get your cocaine straw.

  • Sweet.

  • =) !

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