Every time I see you, you just don't understand how thrilled I am. Last week I told you jokingly how you were the only one here that actually was nice to me. You blushed and said "Awww", and made sure nobody else messed with me. When that customer insulted me last week you almost went over and punched him for me until I said to let it be. Yesterday you happened to be hanging around when my shift started, and usually pop in while I'm there with a lame excuse. All the signs are clear; but I know I'm too stupid, fat, lazy and klutzy for you. That's why I know I'll never be with you. You deserve a better girl anyways.