I am a troll. An awful, awful troll. After the brief period directly following when I discovered the internet in 2003 I have been repeatedly posting untrue and completely insulting, inflammatory, derogatory and/or horrifying ridiculous posts meant to incite a reaction in those who read them. I am sorry for this, and I have since grown up.
Also, never believe anything you read on the Internet. Especially if the post is concerning minority and or political groups.