Sometimes I Hate My Husband

My husband is a good provider. He buys me lots of stuff and pays all the bills. He even helps with chores around the house and takes our dog, Rex, for walks. But ... he p***** me off and makes me hate him when he says his p**** is bigger than mine. I admit I'm no leaning tower of pisa in that department, but, hey, it's just the way the cookie crumble when I was born and I got the short end of the stick, and there's nothing I can do about it. Besides, love should be more than the size of a man's body part. I mean c'mon!

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  • He's a d***! Leave him for a more sensitive guy.

  • Man up and exercise your p**** with weights by tying a plate on it and lifting it with your w***.

    WARNING: Don't start with two heavy a weight. About 1.5 pounds should be more than enough. When you work up to 25 pounds, you will easily add 4 inches to your p****. If you want to pack a bigger salami, work up to 50 pounds.

    Worked for me. I had an unmanly 3 incher. Now I have bragging rights with a to die for 8 inches. When it gets erect it is a thing of beauty to behold. Now I wear speedos to proudly show my awesome goods! You could do this too!

  • My hubby has a bigger p**** than mine, but in our relationship my size is not important, so being average is just fine and I love his large c*** in my ass, head buried in the pillow while he f**** the s*** out of my ass calling me his dirty little w****, then he pulls it out and shoots it on my face, feeding me every last drop with the tip of his c***. I eat it up like a c** starved w****. Basically what I am saying is be so good in bed, that he won't ever find any other lover satisfying...learn to be a big old w**** in bed...get dirty!

  • awww...lovers' spat....well, you have a short p****, and your husband is cruel to you...what more can I say?

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