Sometimes I Hate My Husband
My husband is a good provider. He buys me lots of stuff and pays all the bills. He even helps with chores around the house and takes our dog, Rex, for walks. But ... he p***** me off and makes me hate him when he says his p**** is bigger than mine. I admit I'm no leaning tower of pisa in that department, but, hey, it's just the way the cookie crumble when I was born and I got the short end of the stick, and there's nothing I can do about it. Besides, love should be more than the size of a man's body part. I mean c'mon!