People think I'm the Devil.

I come from a very Catholic community, and when my parents forced me to make my Confirmation a few years ago, we found out that I was allergic to the oil, or something. Either way, all the skin came off of my forehead where the oil touched. So, I have to wear fake skin on my forehead (like the kind they use in the movies) to hide the cross-shaped scar so that I can actually talk to people who haven't yet heard of the incident.

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  • This is an awesome post, mann! hahahaha!

  • Dude, I would be optimistic if this happened to me, do you realize how much you can f*** with people!? I would walk around all day "spreading evil and discord" among the close-minded catholics like those in you're town who're to stupid to listen to a medically licensed doctor when he says and individual is allergic to something and instead take everything in the bible literally like they think they can possibly comprehend the thoughts and actions of a celestial being and act like they know everything. This is a blessing in disguise, they force they're faith upon you and now you have the power to spread chaos among them,go forth and troll

  • This is tagged as fake.

    What a waste of time reading your pointless story.

  • I think it's tagged as fake because it says the word "fake" in it.

  • That would be the coolest branding I could think of

  • The Power of Christ compels you!

    The Power of Christ compels you!

    The Power of Christ compels you!

  • Notice how this is tagged as "Fake".........

  • you may be right

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