I had no loo roll
Ok well when i was at uni i lived in a flat with like 10 other people and there were 2 shared toilets between us once there was tough times and i couldn't afford loo roll i went to the toilet for a poo with the intent of using someone elses toilet roll however once the dirty deed was done i realised there was no toilet paper. I looked around for something else to use and the only thing i could find was my housemates face sponge so i used that and rinsed it afterwrds. The worse thing is i resulted to using the face sponge several more times when i was caught short. Sorry dude.