Caught In The Act
Im a very strange boy in my opinion. I like to wear dresses in private, and use hotdog's as ** and i ** them and put them in my **. I don't know why but i get hard over hotdogs and burgers, and especially: kethcup. The word is just so **. When im home alone i like to put my big sisters thong on and shove hotdogs in my **. After that i pick dog ** from the garden and lick it, but i only do that sometimes. I like to pee in cups and drink it. The last thing i do when im home alone is take the tomato ketchup and squirt it up my bumhole. I have been caught doing this by my mom several times, one time she seen me with a hotdog in my **!
Yummy, so **.
If this isn't a joke I reply with... Some people have fetishes and they may seem weird to others but I say go with what you like. Who the ** cares? You don't have to tell them.
Check the internet out and maybe one day you'll find a girl/guy who would love to help shove that hot dog up your **.
:)
You are hella gay
this has to be a joke?
oh my gosh i dont mean to be rude but WOW!! :D oh and by the way u should read this outloud ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup pour some of that yummy and ** ** ketchup on a hotdog and stick it in ur ** mmmmhmmm it feels soo good ketchup ketchup ketchup mmmmm... in ur ** and all over ur **!!! Yummy and sooo ** :D ahahaha i bet u have a ** know!!!
your mum must be so proud....