I want my brothers girlfriend!
Ugh, I'm so frustrated right now. My 26 yr old brother has the hottest girlfriend EVER! She is tall with long blonde hair, thin with nice t*** and ass cute face nice smile. I get all awkward around her. Normally I'm outspoken and funny but around this girl I'm a blubbering mess and can hardly talk. Not only is she hot but she's funny and athletic outgoing and smart, she's a dental hygeinist. I always thought I was the better looking brother more successful etc. but nope he gets her and I have a fat cow wife who never wants s**! My bros gf even sucks him off when he's driving and always sneaks him away to f*** grrrrr