When you do things right, people won't

No, I think I see some subtle truth in that. I mean, it's like they say, "the best haircut looks like you didn't get one." Maybe it's something like that. There are some jobs where finesse and subtlety are hallmarks of a genius.

If I did you right, you'd be sure that I did something.

thats not a confession, thats a frickin fortune cookie!! Dumbass

I LOLed IRL at the above comment.

I wrote that book.
and it wasn't about you

Maybe you should read that book "When Bad Things Happen to Good People."

When you do something truly right, you steer the situation so that bad things never even get the chance to happen. No one should know what you did until you tell them, and then no one will believe it anyway.

What?