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Pot noodle **
Was in from work and couldnt be bothered to cook , so opted for a bombay bad boy flavoured pot noodle , kettle boiled i poured the water over the noodles and left them to soften , well i ended up falling asleep and when i woke the noodles were cold , but for some strange reason the sight of them made my ** erect and before i knew it i had cold spicy pot noodle all over my hard ** and started to ** i even shove a small handfull of them up my ** hole , i eventualy reached an earth shattering climax and ** in to the noodles then i ate them and pulled the rest from my ** and ate them too. i now feel utterly disgusted by my actions but since this has happened i have tried it again and love it
Oh wow this brings back so many memories of when I used to this myself but that was back in the 80’s when pot noodles had little pieces of soya in kinda like bits of meat , the feeling of having a red hot piece of soya lodged down your Japanese iris is awesome and you can’t help but **. Sadly these days your more likely to get a freeze dried pea stuck down there , still mildly ** but nothing like the old days
Reading this has turned me on so much to the point that I have just took a tin opener to a can of macaroni cheese and guess what ??? I have my fully erect ** inside of the tin ** away at it making it spill over the sides pumping it full of my rich nutritious ** can’t wait to taste it
That is so ** ** I’m gonna get my daughter to spit a mouthful of chewed up lobster tails and beef inside of my aromatic ** hole then I will let it drip out and rub it in to her swollen ** using small delicate circular movements she is 5 by the way
I’d love to insert some uncooked spaghetti down my ureatha and leave it overnight then in the morning hopefully it will have softened and I can ** it out and eat it
You naughty little perverted beast mind you sometimes I do enjoy smearing cold mashed potatoes all over my ** then I like to insert raw chicken in my ** and leave it there to rot
Maybe you and me should meet up and abuse each other's ** holes with piping hot sweet n sour pot noodles I will even let you eat some off my **
WTF Bombay bad boy flavour ? you ** depraved pervert .Stick with beef and tomatoe.
Omg god reading this had made my ** soaking wet my ** are drenched !!!!!!. Im gonna go in the kitchen and see what food i can stuff into my ** im thinking maybe prawns or cheese
You perverted noodle ** , why dont you ** on a slice of thick white crusty bread and smear it all over your ** then eat it ?
Amazing. i'm into that too.
LOL.... More Power To You Dude! Whatever Turns You On... Go For It.
What a complete steaming pile of **.
You are one sick **!