Would you mind?

To set the scene, you're walking through campus, from one class to another. It's that time between classes so people are everywhere. You're on your way to an elective, a class you chose without any friends in it, so you're walking alone. For whatever reason, you forgot your ipod, or maybe it's out of batteries. You're not wearing sunglasses, so your eyes jump from one person to the next as you pass; trying not to make eye contact; more often than not, staring at the ground.

I am approaching you, another single in the crowd. You don't know me. Hey it's cool, I don't know you either. But would you be terribly offended if I told you "Your hair looks beautiful." Or, "You cut a fine figure." Or, "You have great t***." Or, "G*******, I'm jealous of your boyfriend." Or, "Hey, you want a new f*** buddy?"

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I MORE THAN LIKELY WANT TO HAVE S** WITH YOU! WHY DO YOU PRETEND THAT I'M THE WEIRD ONE!?

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  • Try starting with "Hey, what's up?". Starting on physical appearances immediately turns a girl off. If all your looking for is a f*** buddy, you can cover this later, after you've proven to her that you're not a creep. (creeps hit on girls; men court them. guess who gets more p****?)

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