how can i jump off the metaphorical

how can i jump off the metaphorical bridge when you won't let me jump off the real one? i don't care how risky it is, i want to prove that i'll follow you anywhere.

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  • wtf????? try base jumping!

  • OK, prove it - hit the Federal Reserve and get me $100 mil. Once you've done that, report back here for further instructions. THEN I'll decide if you are worthy.

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