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I will have my brother's girlfriend
I want my older brother's girlfriend. She and me are the same age and I know we would be better for each other. When my brother has an argument and complains about his girl I take his side and tell him he could do so much better. To help my dream come true I have talked to some girls to see if they would be his girlfriend and gave them his phone number.
I did somethng even better. I stole a neighbor's ** off her clothesline and stuck them between the door and the seat on the driver's side of my brother's car so when my brother's girlfriend gets in the car the ** will fall out and boy oh boy will she be mad. I am hoping she will get so mad she will break up with my brother and then it would be kosher for me to go out with her and I wouldn't feel bad about it.
I do stuff like this for love. I do it because I know from the bottom of my heart that I am the right one for my brother's girlfriend and I will have her because of a saying I read in a book. True love conquers all.
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