My wife once put a d**** in my ass (10
My wife once put a d**** in my ass (10 years ago) because I thought it in some way might be pleasurable because so many gay guys do it and I like f****** my wife in the ass. Well, it hurt like h*** and it didnt stay in my ass long.
Ah, but my wife is a trooper...she still lets me f*** her in the ass. She likes it ok as long as I am well greased and go slow in, and she says a real d*** is much better than any toy. I'll take her word for it. Can any other women confrim that? Real vs a fake in the butt?
We tried peeing on each other too. I gotta say that was about the dumbest feeling I ever had both peeing on someone and being peed on. WTF was I thinking?
We call her giving me a b****** while I'm drivig a West Virginia because that was the state we were driving through when she gave me the first one. bj while driving..not just bj.
My wife was a nice firm little b cup but a few years ago she got implants when she had unplanned operation for other reasons ending any chance of us having children. Now she has a very nice looking c cup but secretly I prefered her before the implants but she is happy so its all good. I like bigger b**** too, I just like her natural ones better.
It was her that insisted I sell the VTX and buy the Harley because it was what I wanted in the first place. She likes buying and dressing up like the nicley tiited Harley biker momma. She looks good and likes riding with me. I bet she will flash her twins when we go to Sturgis this year.
All in all I can't complain and I don't often.
Oh, and after meeting 15 years ago and being married 12 years she still has not told her parents how we met. She tells them we met at the mall..ha..like I go to malls. She and her friends put their name in the newspaper singles section and I answered it...along with 89 other guys that responded to her ad. She called two guys. I was the 2nd. Our first date was 12 hours long and I was so poor then I had to ask her to help pay for tacos at midnight. Our 2nd date I took her to a junk yard to find a part for my constantly breaking down truck. What won her over was I think our 10th date. I was working a fulltime job, going to school at night and was in the Active Reserves. I needed my truck for work and it broke down again and I cancelled our date like I had the 2 or 3 befer for the same reason- broke truck. I called her to cancel and I could tell she didn't believe me and thought I might be seeing someone else becasue who could have a truck that always broke down on our date night...so I said she could come over and hold the light while I worked on my truck so I could be at work at 5:30 the next morning. She did. I f***** her silly that night. It was our first time. It's still good.