I work at a very well known fast food
I work at a very well known fast food restaurant.
It's known worldwide.
My only reason to work there is because i like to...how should i say..... make sure you think twice before you bite into that cheese burger or anything else on there menu.
I work 5 days a week at this very well known. millions served establishment.
My hours vary sometimes throughout the week.
On a daily basis i work in the back preparing food.
My confession is that when i prepare this wonderful food for either you, your child, father, mother, sister, brother.. etc., etc.
I purposely make sure that i carry a small container, something like a old container that would carry film for like example film from a camera.
In this film container i make i ** 4 to 7 times a day in it, while during bathroom breaks, breaks during the day or at night.
What i do with my ** is put some on those wonderful cheese burgers you love to bite into, pour some in the frier where fries, chicken nuggets or anything else that needs to be prepared in it.
Make sure if a child is getting a kids meal that there food is especially prepared with my special sauce.
I've sometiimes made sure not to wash my hands and leave enough ** leakage or residue on my ** tips so that when i go to pour you some soft drinks that i purposely put my ** tips inside the cup.
Next time you go to favorite fast food restaurant and wonder why your burger, chicken sandwich, fries or anything else being prepared there taste so good it's because your having a little bit of me in you.
Have a nice >=)
^^Except you (the OP) are in the 7th grade at the school library computer. A real person working at Micky D's can't afford a computer.
I hope you enjoyed your breakfest this morning or your enjoying your lunch right as we speak...
The best part about this is that i could be anywhere or at any fast food restuarant and you wouldn't even know...
Stop wasting your life by making up these lies. Grow up and use your brain for good in this world. It's never too late.
You are too stupid to ** 7 times a day.